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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sep 29, 2009

Fashion??

Has anyone else noticed the ugly shit models where on the runway?? Or is it just me? Watching tv lately I've seen all this talk about fashion week that people freak out about to go watch these models w/ barely meat on their bones where hideous outfits. Now don't get me wrong, some aren't that bad and look rather normal like:




But I will never understand how people think this shit is fashion...






I don't think you could pay me enough to where anything like that. Yeah I may just be a jeans and t-shirt kind of chick, but how do people really look at that and think wow that looks amazing.. I just don't get it lol. All these horrible outfits on the runway, and you end up with this:





























































I'm not sure what statement she was trying to make lol but whatever, I thought at first she might have broken her neck and the bottom left outfit, she just tried to work a neck brace all decked out, but she wore it b/c she wanted to? lol not sure why. I'm all for being an individual and wearing whatever you please, but I guess I just don't understand how people can think some of the things they put out there is fashionable. You'll never see me pay maybe more than 20 bucks for a tshirt, and I will never pay over 50 dollars for a pair of jeans, my weight is so up and down anyway no telling if they'd fit the next week or fall off of me. I also, will never be caught dead or alive wearing skinny jeans. barf in my mouth because those just are hideous. Especially when you have size 15 women trying to fit in a size way too small, seriously, its unnecessary.... Kind of like this:
epic fail pictures

I mean really, why did you do this to yourself and others, and why did whoever you go out with, let you go out like that? Now I'm not the prettiest, best figured person out there, but I know what NOT to wear in public for the sake of others... oh well life goes on and people wear worse im sure, have any interesting pictures to show of "fashion" or anything related, feel free to comment and post them :)

Thanks!

Jan 10, 2009

Men's Rules

I came across this just now and had to share it. I thought some of it was pretty funny. Enjoy and if you think its missing one, leave a comment and I'll add it to the list lol. Thanks!


Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.


Check it out!

Oct 15, 2008

Funny video

This is pretty funny